this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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