ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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