Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Randomize
