so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
