This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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