Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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