but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
i drank out of a bidet.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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