McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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