Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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