My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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