it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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