Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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