You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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