due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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