no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
COCAINE IS GR8
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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