So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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