i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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