I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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