I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
i think i just lost a toe
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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