Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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