Come see our sink grown plant.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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