mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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