OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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