so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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