My first STD was from a foam party
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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