great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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