Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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