In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
too bad you live with your parents still
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
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