Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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