take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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