He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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