had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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