quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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