She just used a chaser for red wine.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize
