so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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