normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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