on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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