I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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