I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
we should paint friendship bongs
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