I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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