turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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