His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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