Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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