I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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