just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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