My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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