did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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