So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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