I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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