i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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