I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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